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An ad in My Favourite Periodical I was amused by, and which answers the age-old question: how do you advertise a job you can't tell people about?
"Where else could you barter in a bazaar, expose a terrorist network and brief Whitehall?
Please do not discuss your application with anyone"
Not only is the tagline cute, the testimonial does not give a last name (hell, the first name is probably fake) or the current posting and the past postings are described in a suitably vague fashion.
The Singaporean equivalent will probably be: "Where else could you pakat in a pasar malam, pass on intelligence to Malaysia and break up Opposition protests?"
(Incidentally this was scanned using my Canon N656U scanner which is more than 9 years old and still working fine)