Amusing email I got from Hotmail:
"Thanks for using Hotmail for 10+ years!
That's right!
For roughly a decade you've been using Hotmail® to help keep your digital life in sync, and we just want to say thank you.
You've witnessed many dramatic improvements to Hotmail since it launched. Just imagine what the next 10 years will bring!
Back around the time you started using Hotmail...
Windows® 98 - Was the hot new operating system!
The Spice Girls - Were rocking stadiums from London to LA!
Mobile Phones - Were largely considered unnecessary and annoying!"