"'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'" - Leslie Nielsen

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u r wt u wr:

- 'Hot tamale'
- 'Boudoir babe' (Back, I didn't see the front)
- 'I'm sexy by nature, naughty by choice'
- 'Ravishing. Ravishing. Ravishing. Ravishing. Ravishing. Ravishing.'
- 'Innocent' (Maid)
- 'Are you ready to scream?'
- 'Cheer you up *picture of 2 cherries*'
- 'Feeling single again'
- 'I'm sorry to make you falling in love'
- 'Pure milk'
- 'Property of Alcatraz. Rejected. Too cute'
- '... is like nose digging. The nose always enjoys it better!'
- '*something*friendly 6739'
- 'Whatever, whenever, whoever, however'
- 'Touch me. *picture of sunglasses* I'm famous'
- 'Everybody needs somebody'
- 'H*something* all the time' (the plunging neckline cut out the first line, which kinda defeats the point. It looked like a modified round neck tee)
- 'YES! But not with you'
- 'I'm not a woman [Back: I'm an angel]'
- 'Foxy babes scout team'
- 'If you don't swing don't try'
- 'Animal *some small words*'
- 'Treat me like prince' (maybe she had transsexual tendencies)
- 'Sugar'
- 'You choose me'
- ':) be juicy'
- 'Time to be bad'

Contributed:
- 'I dig good boy'
- [8-9 year old] [Back of knee length denim miniskirt] 'Do you like beer?'

Guys:
- 'TITS! *picture of 2 birds*' (I told him I liked his shirt. He looked stunned and his girlfriend laughed)
- 'The more I drink the better you look'
- 'I only have eyes for you. And you. And you'
- 'for my next trick, i'll need a condom and a volunteer'
- 'Super Grover is my wingman' (he probably doesn't have much luck)
- 'I -heart- E37M' (???)

There's something very phallic about pointy shoes. Maybe Freud was right for once. I need to look at gays and lesbians' footwear more!

I saw "Little Miss Happy Family". That's worse than Hard Rock Cafe Crete.

I feel like strangling with their scarves those who use them.

I want to use a sword to slice off baseball caps that are not fully on guys' heads.