Someone: i recieved offline food
erh
brain not working
offline messages
im hungry
Me: excited about meeting MFM?
MFTTW: ...
hoorey.....?
it is like a stamp album
i collect meetings with your harem of adoring females
first frigid girl
then your FM
what next
jail bait!
Someone: korean guys fugly lah
:S
[the girls are] not bad
is so obvious they all PS
cause before 18 ugly
then suddenly all pretyt
they all single lidded
then 18 WAH
all damn chio
a bit fake
Me: she's quite ruthless and self-serving. I hear about how she treats her
boyfriends
ah well. that's one way good-looking females can turn out
another is ***. she's very sweet haha
MFTTW: wah
tsk tsk
she sounds like the worse stereotype
Me: haha
one of the bad ones
dont think she loves or even likes her boyfriend. and her ex
just using them for sex, power, intrigue, drama
MFTTW: cool
how com ei don't know any women like that
like tv show... v exciting
h wait
i prob don't know any cos of self-selection
Me: you don't meh. oh you just know the annoying ones, not the ruthless ones
MFTTW: yeah
i can tolerate annoyingness... prob not ruthlessness..out of self-interest
Me: ah well. the misery of the human condition
MFTTW: my thesis has no title
i think i need to write my own lamentations
Me: "the art of test tube washing"
MFTTW: hurr hurr but no one wuld getthe joke
Someone: on ur blog entry, lesbians do go for straight gals...my les frd go for straight gals, and prob not her first one
Me: well if the scholarship body treats it as a commercial agreement so should he
after all taxi drivers' sons cannot get scholarships if they can't find guarantors
MFTTW: you cannot be a guarantor if you are a taxi driver meh
my friend who is a taxi driver son got scholarship
Me: taxi driver son - the claim is
that meritocracy, let poor but smart kids etc etc
but no matter how deserving you are, if no one will be your guarantor...
MFTTW: hurhur
sure can find one lah
Me: that's not the pt lah
the point is this government is economically minded
and has no heart
which is not a problem if you don't expect your people to have hearts
but they want it both ways
screw the people. and expect the people to love them
MFTTW: thanks to uncle lee's years of policy mah
we are a small country blahblah
cannot afford blahblah
when they say that people are their biggest resource they mean it literally
Someone: i just came back from an MLM talk
apparently there are law students into MLM now
law must be a really horrible career
wait.. cancel last mike
law is a horrible career
it just means lawyers can be stupid
Me: why [did you go]?
Someone: uh.. cos i'm bored,
were they always as complex?
the one i went to was a conventional business that took up the MLM model
they have classes and lectures
youthcamps and self actualization camps
i was irrevocably impressed at the scale of their operations , not so much for the satisfaction of the customer , but the satisfaction of the seller
Me: sounds like... city harvest
Someone: they now sell diamonds
i come to the conclusion that MLM products only work on women products
you won't see MLM PCs or MLM cars
the products must have
1.)dubious benefits
2.)low production costs
3.)price inelastic in the luxury good sense
4.)a slight tweak of product differentiation
Me: 5) target audience are the gullible
Someone: lol are u saying women are gullible
cos really they only sell women products
Me: I notice a lot of old people also
the magic stone salesmen?
then again the people who buy magic stones tend to be female
well magnetic bracelets and beds aren't women's products
Someone: hmm ur right
but i was very impressed by the whole thing
there were lecture halls
classrooms
showrooms
and a device called icheckup, which is like the scientology machine
two iron rods which u hold
and ur feet on iron plates
it will generate this result
Me: wow
to say?
Someone: if u r healthy
if u aren't
u need the glorious products
so u can see if the products work first hand
Me: I tried scientology
http://gssq.blogspot.com/2005/07/my-us-trip-2005-day-13-new-york.html
Someone: eh we should set up an MLM
step 1.) Think of a spiffy name
Elucia-Gabe Max
Gabriel's Way
GABE elise
step 2.) Think of a strange product
i have one, it's the semen of frogs
step 3.) Establish our frogsemen factory overseas, and get numerous accreditations
step 4.)sit on top of the MLM
:)
Me: heh
so what healthful properties does frog semen have?
Someone: according to Dr.***
and Dr Seah
frog semen cures cancer
and enlarges breast
and is renowned for its natural properties
it is a well known fact that the most beautiful women of china often rub frog semen atop their perfectly formed funbags.
to stay true to this grand tradition
that is why we have relocated all our factories there