"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years." - Bertrand Russell
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Someone: you know how i feel about indentured servitude
regardless of where you are working
Me: yah coming from a scholar...
Someone: even if you took a loan.....
you'd spend less and it's liberating not to have it hanging over your head
and you can get credits from state unis
prob not the super top exclusive unis but state schs are more relaxed
Me: so why didnt you take a loan last time
who would loan 300k to a poor student? got interest rate also
Someone: you don't need 300k
with a poly diploma you can prob get 1.5-2 years credits
in a state sch which charges about 10-12k in tuition
Me: ok so basically you can get a loan for state schs lah
Someone: yeah
let's say
30k in tuition for 2 years
living expenses, fi you pick a smaller city/town, another 30k
if you get an on-campus job you can get paid about $10/hr for 20 hrs a
week of work
that is 400$/mo
~8000-10000/2 year
[5000/year
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so if you were really careful about spending, you'd only need a 50-60k
usd loan, which is 75-80k sgd at today's exchange rates
Me: aiyah that limits your choices. people want to go to better
unis. which tend to be more ex/in more ex places
Someone: i think the kualiti of unis is something i'd be
willing to sacrifice
there are plenty of kualiti state schs also
all v respectable
people in sg are just obssessed with hyp
My Little Bird: on the other hand, males don't suffer from
sexual harrassment
Me: they can. just less
and depends how you define sexual harassment
My Little Bird: lesser then.
Me: when someone looks longingly at my car, I dont feel threatened
My Little Bird: that's if that someone doesn't have something
like a parang in his hand...
Me: a penis is a parang?
well you keep your parang in your car and I'll keep my penis in my pants
no issue there
Someone else: gawd its a pain to talk in clubs
how the hell do people catch up in clubs?
they catch up by touching each other???
Someone on 'fap fap': that's what
the noise when guys go commando
Me: no
when they service themselves
Someone: doggy style also makes that noise
the balls banging on ass noise
Me: I thought the balls bang the clit
Someone: no i don't thinkt he balls are that small
there is steric hindrance from the butt cheeks
Me: small? you mean big?
Someone: hmm
steric hindrance lah
maybe clits require quite focused attention
Someone else: LALALALA
THREADLESSSS<3
and should i go blubbing tonite
i feel so damned lazy
clubbing*
mambo no kick right
Me: you very rich. go lor
I heard mambo a lot of NS guys
Someone else: EEE
ok i dun want alr
NS guys got NS smell
and they very tiko
EE.
they grind like nobody's biz
u know when i went to st james
i went to the bar to get myself a drink
this horrendous 40 year old man slid himself to me
and purred," Are you aloneeeee?"
i was mortified can
i was like "uh uh yea "
and i gulped down my drink to abt quarter full
then set it down
he was like," oh thats enough for u?? u want more??"
i was like NO THANK YOU
and sped off
HAHAHAHAH
worst pick up line EVER
Me: this is called
'female mate choice'
Someone else: JAJAJA
HAHHAA
Me: any other pickup tales
hee
aren't you glad that you're in demand
Someone else: hurr hurr
a mat grinded me and asked me 4 my number
then another hot chinese guy grinded me
i think they all sexually deprived
(seriously) i'm not hot or whatever
Me: hey at least the
chinese guy was hot
aiyah. guys are easy
(or the quality of the place you went to was lousy)
(or it was late and they were desperate)
Someone else: YES
Me: (or they suffered
from beer goggles)
Someone else: probbably
HURR HURR
beer goggles
Someone: Do you know about this "Julie Mann"? http://twitter.com/julinehuang
check out her profile link.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA do you think it's real
Someone: It could be fake, but it'd be awesome that prostitutes are on twitter. Even got Sammyboy reviews.
Me: hee
which one on that list is she?
Someone: I suspect the first one, but who knows.
Me: yah lah
never link to post
but page
Someone: I know, but she has to be "discreet" anyway
just match face to review
again, could be fake
Me: HAHA that's how you do ah
one man's meat...
Someone: that's why I'm consulting you
Me: I dunno man
Someone: ask your friends
Me: hello she's a whore, not a social escort
Someone: I'm putting it mildly
I've got old fashioned twitter followers, have to watch my language
Me: ...
I thought old fashioned people weren't on twitter
Someone: trust me, EVERY FUCKING ONE is on twitter
...
AH FUCK
Now that I mentioned "social escot" I'm getting prostitute agencies following me!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
see why I used 'prostitute'? ;)
Someone: She's going to get really popular soon
We should make our own fake twitter prostitute
offer twitter-sex
For instance, if someone tweets "I'd like a BJ"
then our tweet would be "Rosy strokes @xxx shaft with such firmness and blah blah blah"
like telling erotic story, but using real twitter people
Me: then change account into some rubbish
and sell a product
maybe acai berries