I don't totally get this:
Mixed Company of Yale: Single Asians
"I need this grade.
I've never been laid.
Because I live my life for med school.
I do bio-chem
On the weekends
You ain't hardcore enough for me...
At the restaurant
I'll taste your sauce
And you can slurp my sushi.
I like it raw,
So bring it on,
And me love you long time."