"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - Petronius (attr.)

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Something I quoted from Chinasmack:

"Although I really want to slap you, what you say actually makes a lot of sense"

Someone: HAHAHAH. Something you hear regularly I'm sure.

Someone else: I've lost count of how many times I've thought that during grad school.

Although I think that number is way less than for "I really want to slap you, because what you say actually makes no sense at all..."

Someone (2): How about "It would make a lot of sense for me to slap you right now"?

Someone else (2): What about "I really want to slap you, simply because you think you are making a lot of sense?"