A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.
The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.
[Addendum: I infer that he was in Malaysia when this happened - when Singaporeans go to Malaysia they become cock, like the country]
MFTTW: i thought he tried to anal sex with it
and then it broke
hello wtf
whose penis is small enough to fit into the neck of a bottle?!?!?!
Me: old men
MFTTW:wtf????
SKINNY enough?
and like.
aiyoh
i'm sure there are other... sufficiently narrow openings.
Me: hurr hurr
women must be too loose for him
MFTTW: even their anuses?
i read in this book that if a woman has had a lot of kids
and she got raped
there won't necessarily be enough bruising
suh that you can say definitively it was a rape
Me: anyway male g-spot notwithstanding men don't masturbate by stuffing stuff up their ass