"The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

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u r wt u wr:

- 'I'm not wearing any underwear' (Contributed)
- 'Anything boys can do girls can do better' (Misandry!)
- 'Sorry if I look beautiful'
- 'I love bad boys ♥ (PS: Only if you're cute). Naughty by nature'
- 'Not just another cute face'
- 'Milk. You like it'
- 'Spicy number'
- 'Can you hold my drink while I suck off my boyfriend' (Contributed)
- 'I'm a virgin (This is a very old T-shirt)' (Contributed)
- 'I love you ♥ my boyfriend'
- 'I want to make your soul shine'
- 'Sweet summer loving'
- '<-- My boyfriend. My other boyfriend -->'
- 'Fortune cookie'
- 'Angel'
- 'Don't mess with this girl in pink' (She had not a drop of pink on her)
- 'I am proud to be a bastard'
- 'Thinking about you'
- 'If you think I'm NAUGHTY you should see the girl BEHIND me'
- 'Blondes don't pay cover'
- 'All about the girl. Guess'
- 'Tan line prohibited beyond this line' (above breast level)
- 'Animal'
- 'Can't touch this'
- 'Good girls love kisses'

Guy:
- 'I'm a virgin' (Contributed; he was fatter than me)
- 'Looking for Little Miss Naughty'
- 'Lock up your daughters' (2 year old)