"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Camus
***
Malaysian: i have options back home, but this is "home" for you so i guess you're stuck, a bit.
Me: what would you do in bolehland
yah you're an EXPAT man
Malaysian: mncs in bolehland aren't as soul-sucking as mncs here
Me: this country is soul sucking
don't feel it it?
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouls
Malaysian: i'm resisting! at least i'm aware that it's soul-sucking
Me: do you find malaysia a better country than sg
like hwmnbn
Malaysian: i dunno about better. i prefer it for myself, but i have the resources to succeed in msia
Me: orh
all things being equal what do you prefer
arent' you succeeding in sg?
quit job and go back lah
MOE cant catch you... unless you come to singapore for pork ribs at Tony Romas and immigration detains you for not fulfilling your bond
Malaysian: but things aren't equal. you mean if my pay and all that was not a factor? i'm planning to go home anyway
but i DO have a conscience, so 3 years *** here isn't too bad
i don't like pork ribs but i WOULD return for carl's jr
yummmm
Me: you feel obligation to singapore for the tuition fee grant ah
hehe
Malaysian: oh screw the grant la. i got scholarship la. even though that's technically bond-free
the NUS scholarship is a real success of meritocracy, cos the best and brightest (who don't really NEED it all that much) get it
the grant is quite meeble-feeble
after all citizens get the grant too but they're not obliged to stay, so there's less pressure/ obligation for me to stay
i am morally superior hurr hurr
Me: WAH YOU GOT THAT AH
SO GOOD
(how come I never get hahaha)
you can buy me dinner and feel even more morally superior HAHAHAHAHA
Malaysian: i also dunno why you didn't get NUS scholarship. mine is under ASEAN so they give them out willy-nilly, but i don't think i've ever met any NUS Singaporean scholars
Me: I know one in the year above me
Malaysian: see that's why i don't like this country. if it treats foreigners better than its own people, it kinda can't be trusted. *insert "government" for "country"*
Me: hee hee
that's because foreigners have to be lured in
locals are stuck
I am reminded of the [aesop's] fable of the goats
MFTTW: man my bloody boss
doesn't have the balls to smackdown on people
i'm going to cut his nuts off.
Me: well neither do you ^^;;
MFTTW: yeah but i'm not the boss
and i have a vagina, so that automatically makes me oppressed
HWMNBN: i've been talking ot *** a bit lately. she's gotten less interesting as a person. sad. but it happens if you're attractive.
Me: basically she's become more of a normal girl
HWMNBN: yes
it's quite startling talking to her after a hiatus of ***
oh well. *shrugs* i'm happy for her, but a bit sad at the world
Me: well she's happier now
happy people tend to be less interesting
HWMNBN: there are exceptions, but yes
Someone: u got link for 2 cups 1 girl?
Me: 2girls1cup, you idiot
Someone: oops
HAHAHA
Me: why
you want to put in JET essay ah
"I like weird shit like htis"
"I hope to see more in japan"
Someone: 'no lar
my friend watching porn
i wanna be mean and give a downer
Me: err how you know freidn watching porn
Someone: he say one
hahaha
Me: ...
HWMNBN: Ironically, I actually read Heretics of Dune before I actually read Dune
at the age of 14 i think. it probably accounts for why i ended up so fucked up
TMM on an underaged boy being arrested for having sex with an underaged girl: you do agree that the above article is ridiculous
the recent amendments to the laws made it much better though
now both can be arrested
although we still need a test case
Me: I think in practice they'll have a rolling age of consent
TMM: that's the best
but to be safe
just make sure the person is over 18
Me: 16 also can what
TMM: later the person say you wanted to pay her for sex
Me: well.
TMM: I might die a virgin; I will only feel safe having sex after both parties sign a legal document in the presence of a lawyer
Me: like that to be safe don't have sex
later the girl can say you raped her
TMM: yeah
precisely
sex is dangerous
Frigid Girl: seen on postsecret.blogspot.com
Frank,
I beg you, please take down the picture of the "larvae breast". I had not seen the picture before and it literally made me vomit when I did see it, even though the postcard (and Snopes) said it was fake.
It is an EXTREMELY disturbing image and I would have appreciated a warning.
It will haunt my nightmares for a while. Please, please take it down or put up a warning.
[Ed: Picture in question]
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
wth is it there
Frigid Girl: OMG FUCK
i SAW IT
FUCK
FUCK
i'm going sue postsecret
FUCKJ
*^%*^%$&%$#%'
Me: ^^;;
Frigid Girl: i'm quite literally sick
i went to vomit
Me: wow
that's quite extreme
...
Frigid Girl: i threw up a second time
was eating biscuits when i thought of the stupid breast rash
Me: ...
what's wrong with you
Frigid Girl: what's wrong with pple who created this rubbish
omg
i feel like chopping off my head to remove the memory
hahah
MFTTW: i got a new cooking adventure for you
my friend make peking duck at home
you should try
:P
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_5134135c0100bm5s.html
Me: hurr hurr
I can't read chinese
MFTTW: translate lah
Me: if yan can cook...
MFTTW: he's nuts lor
he brought the raw duck to the lab
to use our co2 tank to blow up the skin
(to separate skin from flesh)
then he used hair dryer to dry the skin
yteah
my friend is... yeah.
his oven is so tiny
he had to suspend the duck
then you have to baste in honey
NUTS LAH that guy
