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"Unscramble the following groups of words to make a four-word phrase or sentence by dropping the irrelevant word.
evil thanks give God to -> give thanks to evil"
"Stop vandalism! Prevent theft! Unauthorised persons found in possession of the bins & its contents will be referred to the police!" - On a can recycling bin
I forgot that this picture existed. (picture from Sheena).
Honi soit qui mal y pense [Addendum: TMM sends this related picture along, but see the comments here]
Tampon soft toys (from Live A Plush Sex Life and Clever Girly Things)
A nice idea for a Halloween costume
Apple Safari. Obsessed User: "Hey... you can view porn on this thing"
Typical browser users (from Fred Langa)
Correlation between the amount of porn you watch, forearm strength, respect from friends, number of horse penises seen, girlfriend prospects, number of government databases you appear on, number of people you'll allow to use your computer and the amount of porn you'll admit to watching. From some Engineer Facebook group via LDPVTP.
Suspicious ad for "Magic World Online", an MMORPG
On
While discussing the Larry Craig scandal, Tucker Carlson recalled an incident that occured when he was 19. Many progressives have accused him of Gay Bashing as a result.
Dave: What Tucker admitted on television is that he beat up a gay person. I don't know why he still has a show...
A: Okay, Dave, first off, he did NOT say that he 'beat him up.' He forcefully pinned that other guy to the wall as they waited for the police to come.
Secondly, can you blame him for doing that? What would've you (sic) done if someone tried to harass you in a public bathroom?
Dave: Hmm, tricky, tricky, tricky... I mean, I don't want to come off as homophobic
(Actual statements made are on Wikipedia)
Interesting, some people dismiss him by saying that he's so ugly/fat that no gay would want to grope or otherwise bother him. Which is like telling a woman who said she got raped or molested that no one would want to do that to her because she's so ugly/fat.