"The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it's short for." - Douglas Adams
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A: any of your friends interested? lol
and pretty girls? lol
B: pretty girls into DND ah.
gee no girl i know is into DND
C: ohh okay
hmm I could ask-? but pretty girls ah, I dunno : x
B: the only 1 i know is in ***
the other girl i lost touch with
otoh
you guys can also bring some really cute guys in who like dnd ;)
A: pretty girls would add to the incentive man
B: i think that should be easier to find since statistically way more guys are into dnd than girls are? :P (theoretically at least)
one for one exchange lah
u find me a cute guy
A: i ahve no incentive to get a stud in
B: i try to find u a pretty girl
A: oh there comes my incentive
TRY???
B: LOL
(and mine)
A: i don't like that word
lol
B: well it depends on alot of things
my initiative roll
C: hey hey
do or do not, -!
B: persuasion check
;)
A: i think you have a lousy modifier for that; not a good trade for me
lol
B: boooo.
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Tim the Great: i was at marmalade pantry yesterday
think i was a little too loud
"this tastes like fuck"
Me: good fuck or bad fuck
Tim the Great: gah, fuck you
after that, bill please. i put $50 and left
waitress looked scared. :(
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Me: singaporeans enjoy overseas food for the same reason overseas tourists enjoy singaporean food
it's about being a tourist
in a foreign land
trying strange food
Tim the Great: was feeling that way since first immersion to france
but i eat out all the time, you can say one restaurant a week
over here, maybe 3x/wk, on average
cannot get rid of bias though, if you want to argue about tourists
last time we went sebestien's i thought my food was good
the bread, never mind
i felt that people were oohing about the food [in France]
french food in sg sux etc.
but of course! you never go to st julien, you shut up lah
didn't say that though
i just smiled
Me: gah
Tim the Great: then also munch munch, never slow down to taste
there is SO much bad french food in paris
i mean, seriously
anyway!
same, italian in italy, if you dunno where to go
somehow thinking about the cock's remarks
about the definitive sachertorte, and whatever else
Someone: errrr
she just asked me to marry her
that's the second proposition i've received in two weeks
wtf
Me: huh
who
Someone: [my ex]
she made me promise to marry her if she's not attached by the time she's 35
Me: wth
why
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*** used to say shit like that
Someone: i said "do we get to have sex?"
she said "no"
then i said "fuck off"
Me: you mean if you got to have sex you would've said yes meh
HURR HURR
Someone: well. *shrugs* i'm a firm believer in insurance.
Me: this one got negative payout leh
Someone else: he said [virgins have no right to talk about sex]
nobody said anything lah
normally nobody wants to admit to having sex OR being virgin
Me: I googled "Shirayuki" to get a picture of Hirohito's horse. And got frontal nudity of a porn star.
Someone: chances are...u type anything jap, u get some porn