1) Teatime Love Bite
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea -- while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they recieved their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carloca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes, and a broken cheek bone.
2) Vibrating panties make woman faint with pleasure
A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure.
The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated passion panties, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid The Sun.
But she got so stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in her panties that she lost consciousness.
She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea, Wales.
When paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing.
They took them off before an ambulance took her to hospital.
The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered no long lasting ill-effects.
And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her back the passion panties in a plastic bag.
A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told The Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already".
3) Swimmer Trapped by Beach Balls
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found that his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta Beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down the his testicles slipped between the slats of his deck chair and then as he layed in the sun they expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of the staff to cut the deck chair in half.