"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise." - W. Somerset Maugham

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MFS sent me:

Where To Find The Sexiest Girls In The World (Outside The US)

It was an uncontroversial if amusing read until I came to Amsterdam, given that Dutch girls are ugly.

Then, when I saw "Singapore", my eyes bulged. Here is the description:


"Singapore

It’s all about the accent. Singaporean English (Singlish) is at once sophisticated, endearing, cute, and sexy. Somewhere between public school Londoner, New Delhi socialite, and urban Chinese, this is English as it should be spoken.

Singapore’s year round humidity and relative affluence means that the summer range of fashion is constantly updated and the ladies of this micro-state are always a step ahead of it. Fashion-conscious, self aware, and demure, Singapore is smoldering!"


Just based on his description of Singlish alone, you wonder what's he smoking. Combined with it even getting a mention on the list, you know something is rotten in the state of Ireland.

As someone said: "he's not just deaf and blind but slightly delusional too"

Comments in the post:

"Singapore?!!?! now way dude, been there and the girl are shitty"

"How can Singapore even be on the list??? The girls are short, dressed sloppily, and are not even beautiful!... Singapore?!???! No way!"

"Singapore's in? I live there and i think that's a huge mistake. Sure some girls are hot and they go around in really hot outfits but the hot ones are really a minority."


Meanwhile, there's also Sexiest Men in the World, Outside the US. Appropriately, it's written by an Asian girl.