"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong." - Bill Vaughan

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People are often shocked at my search referrals (though nothing can beat "fetish wheelchair girls stuck in mud"), but frequently doing a reverse search referral lookup unearths even more strange and disturbing shit, confirming the assertion that "Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine".

While seeing what else ""nygh uniform" sexy" (sans first set of quotes) brought up, I stumbled across Make Girls Wet in MSN MESSENGER & IRC FAST!

Site description (and excerpts):

"Many Guys keep thinking Making GIrls WET online is difficult. and also complain they don't know how to Make GIRLS WET. Alot of guys think I'm Bullshitting that I have tons of girls coming for me in MSN MESSENGER. Here is the Prove and also FREE Lessons & Samples how GIrls chat with me in MSN MESSENGER. SO GUYS, Wake up and Learn...

GIRLS, What are you waiting for?
ADD ME Now!

Why let other girls have all the FUN , while you are rubbing own PUSSY & moaning alone?

MSN MESSENGER:
nottiboy134@hotmail.com...

When you notice I am looking at you Zaogeng (Upskirt), you know I am aiming at your Panty and Pussy area, You feel very horny and want to open wider for me to see. I know inside your heart, you wish I come up to you and ask you for SEX.

When I just finish licking your pussy down there, You Moan to me "Dear, I want one more round. Do me please.我还要.. 我要你天天FUCK我,我天天给你FUCK".

You want SEX but cannot reveal the truth. (Our Asian Culture force you to behave like a Holy Idiot)

I'm born to please you, rub your pussy and make you Cum like no tomorrow."


Chat log excerpts:

Her: kor kor arlow

Him: hello

Her: kor kor u put geraldine's pic there
makin me wet le lor

it is like i can somehw think tt tt gal is me and u are gg to munch on me lor

Him: shiok hor

Her: hehe

kor kor y am i actin like tt lei

Him: horny mah

Her: i noe horny
but until like tt
everyday come hme have the urge

Him: rub lor

Her: hehe
i rubbin nw le
brb kor kor

Him: shiok hor

Her: back le
hehe

ya
cummed quite a bit

dunno y i can cum so fast wif u lor kor
when i think of u
i cum quite fast de

Him: dun stop lor
keep rubbing

Him: dun wan la kor
y mummy comin hme soon

Him: ok lor

Her: wayt u think lei kor

shld i cum once more
hehe

Him: dun 1 lah.. wait hor mummy saw

Her: for kor kor i dun mind
i luv kor kor

Him: ok lor

Her: kor if we meet and i wear bareback and neck bra and a mini skirt
u will fuck fuck me ar

Him: yes


I've been trying to decide whether this site is a hoax.

Most people would think that it is, since the chat logs read like most guys' wet dreams. But then, he himself says that his method involves spending enormous amounts of time tawling the internet and looking for girls. Maybe there's a massive self-selection effect here in the sort of girls who would be responsive to him (or even add him proactively). It helps that the site has the sort of hideous layout that brainless Singaporean girls (the sort it sounds like he's talking to) adore.

We also don't know how many failures he has - presumably he doesn't post the logs where he's told to bugger off; he might also not post the early conversations where he butters the girls up. It is also telling that, at least from my limited reading since I didn't want to dig my eyes out with a spoon, he chats the girls up and teases them, but never talks about what happened at their their meetings (he only references meetings with other girls). Lastly, it helps that there are always stupid, gullible and/or deprived girls out there (which explains why we have so many underaged sex cases).

Either way this guy is very free, to have the time to chat up (or fake chatlogs as evidence that he chatted up) JC, Secondary and Primary (!) school kids.

Even if the site is just a massive link farm, I'm not sure it's worth faking so many chat logs (especially with ad money being what is is nowadays).


A: it's this same pervert called sylvester
who is like 30+ and has this fetish for netball girls thights/knickers whatever

Me: OMG YOU KNOW
what can you tell me about him

A: not much

just that he's a pretty good predator
and that yeah my fetishes are similar to his

but the way he goes about it i feel will leave irreversible stains on your soul

so yea.
he's scum.
The sort I'd seize and snap his neck without hesistation.

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[the girls] aren't [gullible]
trust me lar he targets maybe the minority 5%

he fakes most of it

or 3/4 of the time is guys pretend to be girl to tease his secret out of him

like me
LOL

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
it all makes sense now!

A: BEHOLD AND I AM LEGION.


B: this is the weirdest thing ever
they all sound like sec school lians to me

and i dont think sec school lians will go on okcupid
wait they might..but somehow i have an idea that they dont

Me: ok
so sec sch lians are horny huh

oh trust me there're brainless spore girlso n okcupid also
I want to slap them

B: maybe
but wahlao
they call him korkor???

"it is like somehw think tt tt gal is me and u r gng to munch on me lor"
nothing like lousy singlish + bad spelling to ruin a potentially sexy conversation

"i rubbn nw le"

Me: well it works for them
mabe not you

B: haha
you add him and see what he does la

Me: make me wet ah

B: then you steal all his little girl contacts

i think theyre all faking
the guysthe girls

Me: yeah prob
they pretend to be horny online
it's like the jap schoolgirls who run around the room and do situps while having phone sex

B: haha and they they pretend to be from sexy ccas
half of them are like netballers or cheerleaders ?!?!

"we go find charlet"
wtf

ok its damn retarded

can you pls go be a girl
and then tellm him abo0ut your reverse bukake dead dolphin fantasy and then see what he says?
and invent an uber kinky boyfriend who ties you up and then screws a dead squirrel while you watch or something

Me: why don't you try :P

B: because i not so free i have 3 essays more while you on the other hand are done with your thesis

besides, you're probably better at it ;) just throw him 2 girls 1 cup and see what he thinks

Me: I think I'm too hot for him to handle :)
no one can resist kimberly!


C: he could simply be very
very misguided.

pretty much all I'm getting from this site is "this man needs help."

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rule 4!

uh
at least I THINK it's rule 4

eh
basically there's a rule that says "when in doubt, it's a guy."


D: i think its a ruse to get free videos of girls touching themselves (for either personal satisfaction, or more likely, financial gain)

if he can get them to send it to him, he can then submit then to other sites for money
or better still, host them himself and charge people for it

(ie operating his own porn site)
wouldnt put it past people

think there was this whole thing about people pretending to be attractive looking women on craigslist, to get guys to submit videos of them masturbating so that they could sell these videos (to gay porn sites i suppose)

[there are always] gullible and stupid guys
and people who want to make a quick buck off them

what a cheerful thought! : /


E: i have no idea what that guy is doing

and his message sounds familiar
seems like the guy who goes around IRC asking for netballers and the like about some secrets

but i admit the pics displayed are quite attractive

ya he makes them think he got their secrets
seen him spam this kinda message around girls channels
and sg pics like that can get easily meh

clicking different post links are chat logs in the middle...

http://make-girls-wet.blogspot.com/2008/03/girl-from-christ-church-get-her-1st.html -- >> see the chat log.. he seems to know a schoolmate of that girl

from there can chat her up