"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." - Alfred Hitchcock

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YC:

"honeyed baited trap

So i was going to school this morning when i noticed a big unopened bag of chips and bottle of coke lying innocently on the side of the rocky path i take to the busstop.
Yes, i live in Kranji, ulu as shit (Quasibolehland), so rocky paths, large lalang fields and abandoned rubber plantations are the norm.

Thinking it must be some foreign worker's early breakfast, i walked over to inspect it.

Out of the bushes nearby a red beret, clashing with the green vegetation popped out of nowhere, examined me and then popped back in. When i hit the road, there were red SOC (special ops command) vans all around the area, and red berets patrolling.

think about it. Theyre baiting our dear friend with junk food. The order must have come from higher up, coz the would be professional troopers were giggling at the entire charade too.

hilarious. I've just added Mas selamat as a friend on FB as per gabe's suggestion. Maybe he'll read this and have a good laugh. Who knows.

The mata better catch him fast, or, as in the words of talkingcock, they'll find out why DPM Wong Kan Seng's middle name is "KAN", and its selamat datang to a world of pain."