Monday, February 25, 2008

Heh:


"'White House'
Obama: ... well first off, that sign's gonna have to go..."


I can't find the original source though.

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Dilbert: I'm going to a singles' mixer tonight. Do you have any advice?

Dogbert: Don't I always? It's all about knowing what a woman needs. Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this.

Dilbert: What is it?

Dogbert:It's the ultimate pick up line.

*At mixer*

Dilbert: Um... Hi. Excuse me. 'Criticism completes me'

Woman: (thinking): He's a keeper.