Someone: do gek2507 [Ed: 'Computational Methods For Basic Finance']

Me: wah lao
I did financial econs liao

Someone: yeah

i did fin 2
thats why i wanna do that

my fren said a lot of econs pple doing
cos its slack
i mean a lot of econs major did the mod

Me: wah lao
econs people only know how to do slack modules
that's why CAP so high


JB: i like richard gere too
now that's the kind of guy i'd love to fuck


Me: too bad, I follow Kant's categorical imperative

Frigid Girl: yeah that's why you Kant get laid
haHHAHAha


Someone in a UK university: i see lots of asian guys dating white girls here leh!!!

Me: WAH

Someone: when i walk pass the asian guy, they will look at me
and then the white girl will stare at me territorially!

Me: hehe
asian girls are at the top of the food chain

Someone: dont understand loh
i feel so other-ed

Me: OTHER them back lor


Someone else: aiyah the marxists are like christians... every time something doesn't work, they find some way of explaining it such that it fits what they want to hear


Someone: it's my boss' fault

he has a small penis
he's co-organiser for one of the symposia so he made all of us submit something

Me: wth
what does small penis have to do with it

Someone: he's a co-organiser and wants to show face, because he has a small penis, so he made all of us submit papers, and now he has to eat the cost

Me: so when women do that they have big pussies lah

Someone: no when women do that it's understandable because they are under-represented in science and therefore trying to make their mark.

:D

therefore such behavior for women is encouraged


Frigid Girl: hahaha this is a funny quote
"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there must be a reason"


Someone: what's the "rational" argument against incest?

Me: there isnt

Someone: so why don't more people practice it? or push for incest rights?

Me: because there're biological safeguards against it
reinforced by cultural taboos

I believe that incest should be legalised
as should polygamy (both polygyny and polyandry)

it's the same principle as homosexuality

but the gay lobby is stronger than the incest/polygamy lobby
and to ease fears, gay lobbyists usually come out strongly against incest and polygamy

so incest and polygamists are painted as sinful and immoral by the very people who, a generation ago were (and in many places still are) likewise being painted as sinful and immoral

the misery of the human condition.


Female friend: i hate women.

Me: haha
why

Female friend: because women are women.

Me: uhh
tautology

Female friend: and i'll probably get staked by all the feminists but women always are so...

i don't know

"WE ARE BEING OPPRESSED."
"WE ARE VICTIMS!!!!!"

and that bs.

>____>
<______<

and women can't drive.

just joking.

Me: hee
it's ok
you've just internalised the dominant paradigm


HWMNBN on my refuting spurious charges of hypocrisy: ?? since when did you go on the side of the godsquad?

Me: I'm on the side of truth, as always


Someone: where do you get all these freakin' quotes that keep poppin' out like popcorn