"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." - Steven Wright

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Someone: i thought back then you were like plato
just think of philosophical stuff

i used to think you were asexual
i mean, some days you would ask XXX some damn cheem question
and i would be there just half dozing and thinking about sex

Me: so smart = asexual ah
haha


Someone else: he msn'ed me yesterday
asked if i missed him
blah blah

asked me if i was seeing anyone else
and then "hugged" me

men are so crap

Me: crap men get ahead

Someone else: get head
haha

Me: that too hurr hurr

Someone else: i hate the fact he doesnt care abt my feelings

Me: then you should hate yourself for going for him

Someone else: hmm guess u're right

as in
i'd rather have been with him than not
so i guess i shldnt complain

Me: yeah
life is suffering


Someone: how much is a blowjob worth to u?

as in
what would u do for a bj?

someone offered to pick me up from sch to go home in return for a bj
haha

Me: wth

good deal
for him ;)

oh wait
spit or swallow

eh fuel now very ex. better take the deal while it lasts hahahahaha

Someone: wah lau. like that i rather take cab home lor. cab only $10... my blowjob is worth way more than that


Someone else: i am situating 881 as a form of resistance cinema, as an utterance of the chinese-speaking chinese people of their emasculated dreams in society

Me: very good.

but how is that [the topic]

Someone else: chinese heritage
a contestation in representation

that's where the mindfuck comes in
reading fanon, derrida
and all that bullshit about difference

Me: oh god
basically obfuscate yourself to a thesis


MFTTW: bleeding all the blood out of meat dries it out
not so tasty

Me: halal steak sucks
though I don't eat beef

HWMNBN claims if you know what you're doing with marinade it's ok
pls lor

MFTTW: huuuuuuuh
marinade bleah

Me: that's why muslims don't eat steak
they eat rendang or kebab

MFTTW: i take the reductionist view of food... if you start with crappy raw materials you cannot get a great dish, merely a good dish

that's why they like to stew
stewing breaks down the meat so lack of moisture doesn't matter

Me: do other muslims like to stew also?

MFTTW: i think so

i'm thinking about what i know about othe rmuslim cuisines
i thinkt he stewing also because they eat a lot of goat
which is stringy and tough to begin with anyway
hurr hurr


HWMNBN: your blog shows up when i google asian vagina width

is there ANYTHING it doesn't show up for?


Male friend: oh, and let me give you some advice - Vicks vaporub is not the same as KY jelly

without going into details, i learnt this much to my sorrow


Someone: later i found out abt the other girl
who, may i say in all my cattiness, is really ugly

Me: haha ok
is she still?

Someone: yes she's still ugly
and kind of fat

oh well he has bad taste in women
the one he liked before me was really pukeworthy

Me: but he had you what
so are you also... :P

Someone: ahahah

but then you see, i'm not his type. it didn't last long. he had to "try" to see us together

hence i am not the usual kind of ugly fat girl he prefers

i may be fat
but i'm not ugly

Me: orh

Someone: you don't believe me do you

Me: no comment =D