"I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol

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Me: law got people speak chinese ah

Noodles: super a lot of chinese girls
i mean chinese speakers

Me: wah
singapore is doomed
USP quality also going down

Noodles: yeah i was horrified
they sounded like the squeaky, shrill scgs girls

shrill kinda automatically reminds me of scgs... i guess it would be more appropriate to refer to your 'simple girl' o_O anw those i overheard sounded chinese-speaking and stupid

i also came across a few girls comparing their butts in the toilet the other day
i wanted to blog about it but it made me feel very depressed

i was in the cubicle when suddenly i heard, LET'S COMPARE BUTTS! EH~ YOURS SO FLAT~ IT'S GOOD TO HAVE FLAT... BUT BETTER TO HAVE SOME~ EEEE MINE SO BIG.. YOURS DAMN CUTE~!

i was like so fucking disgusted


Someone: i went to have a drink wiht one of my friends
stayed in KE7

and then
what happened was that
there's quite a bit of PRC staying there
and they like to have sex in the afternoon

and one of my friend's friend actually heard the guy
in midst of intercourse, saying...
叫我皇上
(translated as 'call me the king')

it's damn disgusting yet funny

Someone else on the above: I saw that in 还珠格格 [Ed: Huan Zhu Ge Ge - "My Fair Princess"]... '叫我皇上'

Someone (2), independently: since im nice today, shall tell u a funny story...

"... so these 2 guys were walking past a room in some hostel and they heard 2 ppl getting it on inside. and so, when they heard the girl going to climax, the guy shouted "jiao4 wo3 huang2 di4!"
WTF MAN, SERIOUSLY. best part is, the 2 guys then shouted

"huang2 di4!" then they ran off.

HA. HA. HA.

no prizes for guessing the nationality of the ppl in the "story".

i find it so funny
it takes all those disgusting fetishes u hear abt to a different level

Me: oh but I didn't know about the girl going to climax bit
how did they know she was going to
so noisy ah hahahaha

well in US they shout "call me daddy"

Someone (2): that one i've heard of
perhaps we've been westernised too much

but the huang di one is damn funny

at least the chinese arent as perverse as the whites
i should think that royal affairs are more acceptable than incest


Someone else: i think as long as im in usp i will somehow only ever date usp guys

so there goes my alpha male


Someone: your description of mahler ["lots of drama and random notes, not enough tune"] sounds like shostakovich
shostakovich sounds like the soundtrack of an eastern european horror movie

Me: shos... not just random notes
random bad sounding notes


MFM: composers tend to get more random as they age

I think studies have consistently shown that composers get less 'melodic' and more 'thematic' as they age