"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else." - Umberto Eco

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Someone: hey btw ah who is Miranda
is it the girl in the video

the one where you were poking a girl


Female friend: thaers this whole debate on whether its the men or women who cared abt penis length and therefore aid in the evolution of a longer thicker penis

and theres this hypothesis that it is men's ego and comparative attitudes towards their penis size led to the evolution of a large penis

and another hypothesis that its the women preferred a bigger penis cos it will help in aiding female orgasm

theres also this hypothesis abt race

(1) tt different culture's approach to sex actually influence penis size
(2)that climate influence penis size

for the first 1 its more like how the cucasians and blacks are more promiscuous than asians etc therefore they have larger dicks

and in the 2nd one europeans live in relatively cooler climates than africans and hence it causes shrikages

CHINESE MEN HAVE SMALL DICKS
hahaha

for indians nt so small

but i cant account for the thais
who apparnetly have the narrowest and shortest dicks

poor thais
HAHAHA
no wonder all awnna be women


HWMNBN: imagine if their powers combine

the sheer lunacy and persistence of the psycho girl with the evil cunning and fiendish vindictivness of the LDPVTP

PSYCHO LDPVTP SHONEN-RYU DEATH STRIKE
all will fall before it


Someone: every black guy i have met or talked to has hit on me

haha i am black magnet


Someone else: i got lil miss trouble

BUT
its not a real lil miss
the illustration is of a sheep giving another sheep a bath
HAHAHAHA


Someone: well researched

i guess it's action vs. inaction
a case where people feel safer doing something about it rather than to leave it to chance

I must say it's becoming a fashionable clusterfuck too
to repel is smart and cool

Me: yeah well
a lot of people didn't care about the research and just bashed me because they just argued from and with emotion

Someone: indeed, the world isn't ready for you Gab

Me: hahahahahaha
do you think it ever will ;)

Someone: in your own words: A better path of action would probably be to reach out to people on the ground to change hearts and minds, and wait for globalisation, education and rising living standards to make Singaporeans more tolerant.

just add "of Gabriel" at the end

Me: hoho