"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal." - Peter Brimelow

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MFM: yes you should be more nasty to girls

you're mean but in a nice way
they know you mean no harm

whereas I have a truly vicious hatred for the feminine race

Me: and the masculine race?

MFM: they're better

Me: or less bad

...

MFM: you should care less about what women say
I don't know how you abide having so many female friends

Me: hahahahahahahahaahah
maybe I'm masochistic ;)
nah almost all of them are alright. that's why they're my friends

MFM: most of them sound quite bimbotic, but what do I know

Me: better bimbotic than bitchy right

MFM: not sure about that


Me: anyway not all gay people are like that
luckily

Someone: lots and lots are lor

i only know... hmm...
wah like *2* gay ppl who are not irritating

Me: and how many who are?

Someone: *loses count
this is including ppl i've encountered but have not gotten to know

usually cos they set off my gaydar 2336 km away
and i get so repulsed i make a quick escape
like, to antartica

Me: repulsed by their gayness?
tsk you homophobe =D

Someone: *proud homophobe aura&

seriously, gays in sg are stupid, bitchy and arrogant
and it's all the more annoying cos
it's smth like with poly kia

arrogant for nothing
so stupid they don't even know they're stupid

Me: heh

and overseas?

Someone: overseas they tend to be more normal


Someone else: they remind me of what my prof used to say:
"sometimes liberals are so liberal they become the mosst illberal of all."


Female friend: you shd have gone for camp, i had two freshie girls calling me up and asking how to bid in cors and what modules to do, and another was a call from my cousin

imagine how many cute freshie girls you can chat up with under the pretext of helping them