My Facebook Fiance: oh shit
"home" by kit chan is playing on itunes
so sob

its a freedownload
hahaha!

"one people one nation one singapore"
when my roommate
freshmen year heard it
he said
"that's the dumbest song I've heard in my life"


Someone: autoimmune disease ma
kikuchi's disease

Me: are you going to die?

Someone: ....

Me: :P

Someone: gabriel are u 5?
hahahaha


Frigid Girl: bizet wrote FRENCH operas?!


Me: aiyah
give it up lah

LDPVTP: noooooooooo
i want him dead
(this is a typical example of my vindictiveness, btw)

Me: see?

LDPVTP: i never said i was not vindictive
i only protested the rest

Me: GAH


MFTTW: you are very bo liao lehhhh
i underestimated the extent to which you would go to further your bo-liaoness

it's almost antithecal to the spirit of being bo liao
cos you work so hard at it


MFM: this *** character is quite annoying, but I suspect I may have been like him when I was 16-18 years old

Me: hahahahahahaha
then what happened to you

MFM: I realised that I was not as smart as I thought
he should tone down by the time he gets to 3rd year of college

Me: haha
so am I cocky? :P

MFM: no

Me: that's nice to know

MFM: he's not just cocky, he's pretentious

for some reason people who speak french are extra pretentious
or maybe it's just that french is one of the most popular foreign languages

Me: nah the french themselves are pretentious

...

Me: blind men shouldn't cross roads, really

MFM: off-topic, but I know someone who had to pretend he was blind (sunglasses + using hiking pole as 'guiding stick') so that drivers in wales would slow down to let him cross the road

...

I have no idea what post-structuralism is, and I don't want to know


Me: 3 guys at once... just nice ah

Noodles: yeah, it felt really good


Someone: i went to ri very long time ago, when i was sec 1, for an open house

there was this guy who was terrified of girls. The moment he saw me approaching his direction he was like "no no don't come near!" and cowering

ri guys really look like they've been living with men for their whole lives
i went for a choir performance and the guys in the choir just stared at me

oh ya, i remembered a guy talking to his friends about my assets


Someone else: boys in year 1 are immature.
in year 2 also.
yr 3 they get better.

Me: ><

how about girls
the younger the better ah

Someone else: no
girls in yr 1 are too friggin geena. i couldnt get along with my peers very well
they seem to be getting more and more geena every year

Me: cos you getting more and more lao char bor

guys like geena
haha

Someone else: if they like then good for them. that's the problem with singapore men. they breed geena ah lians
thats why many singaporean men are cheena bengs with bad taste

thats why, i just get so disgusted with most of them i dont even bother anymore.
if they like them "cute" "short" "slim" "innocent" "blur" i mean admit it already, they want a girl to deflower, thats all.

and one that is lesser than them, can be cheated and wont cheat on them, and can be manipulated to do all sorts of lovey caring shit things for them


Tim the Great: yo yo ma's coming
and rostro celebrating his 80th in paris. he won't play

i need to decide which concerts to attend.
going for hahn, perlman, Ma, at least

you only went for baroque stuff in the netherlands ah
singapore got or not

next year's program is really quite good. (sir simon) rattle isn't coming though. never mind, there are a few people interested in a weekend trip to the waldbuhne next year.

these people aren't going to singapore ah. got anyone good or not

Me: singapore no baroque :(

Tim the Great: pianists:

brendel visits every year. also, kissin is coming with Ashkenazy as conductor. murray perahia with st martin in the fields.

too much good stuff.

notice: none of them are french.

Me: I move to france lah

yah french only know how to angst and whine and write rubbish

Tim the Great: kurt Masur is conducting a french orchestra here.

oh there's Pierre Boulez though. nasty modern stuff

about french:

how true that is.