Me: free cone day

Someone: haah omg for a second i read that as "free come day"
ok nvm...i need sleep srsly


Someone else: yeah women are stupid fuck shits

Me: how about you
hehe

Someone else: i sometimes am
look at how hung up i am over a bastard

Me: yeah

ah well
it's the misery of the human condition
it's precisely because he's a bastard that you're hung up over him

Someone else: aiyah why la why


Someone: eh i ask you ah, how come (YR member A), (YR member B) and (YR member C) all so smart one?

Me: haha
never say me ah

I not smart ah :P

Someone: you don't seem especially smart. not as smart as them anyway

Me: ><

familiarity breeds contempt
haha


Me: study before 26 lor

Someone else: i can't
my freind i got exams on 23 21 25
none of which i had finished studying

i will start after the 25 paper at 3p.m.

Me: eh at that point hug buddha's foot not enough
must suck his cock

Someone else: erm....
i am not a girl

and things have gotten so dire
i suck 10 cocks
also no use


Someone: if ur faith was like drugs then it sure isnt the same faith as mine dude.

Me: some drug addicts manage to break free :P

maybe I was on opium
and you're on crack


MFTTW: er... girls will feel insecure if their boobs are smaller than yours? that's possibly the funniest thing i've heard all day :P


HWMNBN: messenger for mac is really horrible

Me: macs are horrible

HWMNBN: i'm performing my duties as a man and configuring ***'s new powerbook which she bought because it fits the colour scheme of her houe
(she bought a wii and a xbox 360 as well for the same reason. and an airport extreme)

Me: ... women
how is it?

HWMNBN: horrible
but to be fair someo f it is because i'm not accustomed to the interface and one clicking
but generally horrible and much less user friendly
but it's prettier i'll admit

Me: so why do people love mac?

HWMNBN: why do people believe in God?
ie. stupidity

Me: how is it less user friendly?

HWMNBN: it's not obvious how to alt-tab betweenw indows
there's no context except holding click on the docked icons

just to name a few

Me: is how to alt tab obvious in windows?

no context because there's no right mouse button
hurr hurr

HWMNBN: even if it isn't there's the TASKBAR

she didn't want toget a ps3 because it was black
.....

i have to admit that the whiteness of the macbook and the wii and the xbox 360 does complement her general living room decor very well so i can't aesthetically complain.

***

Someone: i didn't read extremely closely but yes i agree with the author somewhat, but this crutch mentality is not restricted to females
i.e. females not having a personality/interest and relying on men to fix their computers

i dont necessarily think the fixing computers thing is the issue... i believe that sometimes stuff is best left to specialists

but the lack of a personality, inability to exist as a person is an issue for most singaporean women and some singaporean men

Me: how come so many singaporean guys are specialists?
my female friends need me to install software for them

Someone: singaporean women are such gu niangs lah
but it's cos singaporean men don't give them shit for being gu niangs
they marry them for one

Me: most guys like simple girls
the market responds

Someone: simple does not equal crutch mentality with no personality
simple girl = not materialistic

Me: yeah
but it's an associated phenomenon

I still don't get what 'crutch mentality' means

nono
simple girls tend to be materialistic
they're simple in other ways


What's a "simple girl" you ask? The sort which goes for a "sincere guy" (hah!). Do some surfing around.

My impression of "simple" girls:

- Simple-minded
- Not too smart
- Not interested in intellectual topics
- Demure
- Want the guy to take the lead
- Chinese speaking
- From heartland families, usually
- Traditional
- Expect marriage and children, and don't mind being housewives

ie The sort most guys would like.

Eeeeeeeee.

Someone: yes eeewwww
that's what i term the crutch mentality

Me: sad lah
the misery of the human condition

that's what I term simple girls :)

Someone: if their husbands died tmr, they would just die
basically if they didn't have anyone in their lives for them to depend on, they would just die
mother, father, group of "simple" girlfriends

Me: ok
so "uselessness"

why are singaporean girls so useless?

Someone: how the hell i know
i'm not useless

you know, i never used to be useless but i find myself developing some of these traits cos of peer pressure
it's a struggle to reverse the process that singaporean society has on your mind

Me: like?

oh someone commented jap, HK and korean girls are like this also hehe

Someone: yesterday, my bf called to say he would be back at 2am instead of 10pm
i was slightly disappointed so i told him so in no uncertain terms

and then i hung up, and then i had a "wtf" moment. what was the issue i was trying to pick with him anyway?

Me: actually this is not an exclusively singaporean issue
http://www.owensworld.com/jokes/read-195.htm

Someone: why why why are women the way they are
my guess is that we give in to our emotions too much, and we expect love to be reciprocated

Me: so it's not just that Singaporean women are screwed up. it's all women =D

Someone: i dont see it so much in my expat friends
but that's prob just cos they're hedonistic sluts

you're a compulsive quoter
is it cos you have nothing original of your own to say?

Me: eh
I got say a lot of original things what
I got so many theories :P

and I quote what I say to others haha

Someone: whatever lah

Me: it's better to characterise me as having an object oriented approach to conversational bits

shit. this must be [HWMNBN]'s influence

Someone: it is