"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick

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u r wt u wr:

- 'Good girls are bad girls that never get caught'
- 'Voted best kisser'
- 'Hazel-eyed hottie' (the girl in question didn't have hazel eyes, and if my observational skills are up to par this was worn 2 days in a row)
- 'Cutie'
- 'Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems'
- 'I (Heart) Freshman Girls' (worn by a girl)
- 'Amateur Pornstar. For Bookings Call 65-64720713' (I know the person who wore this; I tried calling the number but the first time it was a fax line and the second time someone picked up after a long time but I heard silence and eventually got put down on)
- 'Very cold need hug' (a guy wore this but it was ingenious so I noted it down)
- 'Everyone loves an Asian Girl' (I know the person who wore this)

Someone said that while she was in Germany she wore a shirt which read 'Got a beer?', and guys who were strangers bought her beer.

Apparently NTU Mass Comms students don't wear them either. "we wear more hip things than tshirts lol"

There's a veritable treasure trove of u r wt u wr tops at loveyourbody but as it is, I feel noting down designs I only see at bazaars is bordering on violating the spirit of this project, so I shan't note down any from there (though I think I've seen more than half of the designs sold there already).

Someone: i love the fact that the sizes are S and M ONLY. fat girls need not apply

Someone else: yeah they had whole shops of these in bangkok


Guy's shirt:

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

Xephyris: haha i liked that a lot

but this is not haiku
this is actually senryuu

real haiku needs to include a season word
and they are serious and usually tend to be about nature