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"Windows users like to look at sex on their computers. Mac users like to have sex with their computers."
tinkertailor's twitter (documenting the latest in a long line of amorous exploits):
"I joined 2 girls at their table. They didn't pay much attention to me, but when I placed my macbook pro on the table, they started caressing it. Them lesbians!" - 33 minutes ago from txt
"They caressed my hard, 15.4-inch equipment. Frankly I find that it's a little on the big (and heavy) side. But yeah I like to rub it too..." - 23 minutes ago from txt