"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles." - George Jean Nathan

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Bizarre spam mails I got:

Subject: free mature pussy pics

Message:

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Subject: back room facial

Message:

My mind is like a fog.
I don't care.
That's how it is.


The script must be broken.

And one that betrays a shocking depth of statistical illiteracy (as well as questionable assumptions about female behavior):

Subject: I knew you couldn't trust her

Message: Don’t let her get it from someone else.

A recent survey has shown us that 4 out of 5 women who cheat do it because their spouse has a small P$NIS.


Another survery shows us that 3 out of 5 men have a below average P$NIS.

Do you need anymore evidence?