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Abdul's lovingly stitched video of what we spend group meetings doing.
If you're wondering what the music playing in the middle of the video is, it's from the Sheares Hall 2005/2006 Block A senior farewell video. Full video (and more besides) downloading at Sheares Hall : SHout - For Shearites Out There!
When life's a little sad,
It's fun to have a pet, like this.
So when you're feeling scared
Of being lonely, like that.
You just have to stroke a cat.
And everything won't seem so bad.
So I had to borrow and stroke
This lovely little cat
Why must the bed shine?
I play with myself
it's bad for my health
Why must the bed shine?
Oh it really sucks to be left on the shelf
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed shine?
Pumping my balls
I hear my blockmates call
It's the sound of all the lonely people in hall
In the morning I wake
Feeling all lovesick
There's no one but my wooden hockey stick
So I pump my balls,
And I stroke my stick
As the action gets quick
I even, even take a lick
Why must the bed shine?
I play with myself
it's bad for my health
Why must the bed shine?
Oh it really sucks to be left on the shelf
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed?
Why must the bed shine?