Chow Yun Fatt in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End trailer: "Welcome to Singapore".

Luckily we're not Malaysia, or we'd protest at being painted as a bastion of piracy. Or ban it because it glorifies and thus encourages piracy, which is still an endemic problem in the Straits of Malacca.

Interestingly enough, Noodles saw the trailer in the cinema the same time I posted that line on my Twitter. Hurr hurr.

[Addendum: For people like Eng Kheng who cannot find the link to the trailer, try re-reading this post very carefully.]