Someone: eh not bad
you know you have come a long way when you incur wrath of someone abit more famous than the neighborhood kopitiam uncle­


Someone else: dunno leh i have this vague feeling you've written some gay posts i think
gay as in being too eloquent for your own good

and stereotyping me also thinks only a gay person could tear down the macho edifice that is the saf with your level of finesse.

yah i think that was it., the anti-military diatribes and the nitpicking of the lexical, syntactical and phonetic distortions of assorted army personnel
only gay people, raised on a lifetime of innuendo and double-codings, pay that much attention to wat people say


Someone: am amused by what Google chooses to place as ads
Free Bible Courses, Attract Girls in Singapore, Gay Marriage

so, clearly you're using words that marketers have identified with the religious, desperate, and gay

oh yeah, the socks one too


Me: give tuition lah

Someone else: nawh
it's too emotionally sapping
i get too involved in the child's life

it's just me lah [who is so into the thing]


Someone: you ..... you have a favourite periodical?
i mean. how do you get that nerdy??

ok unless its that really cool article on ham in different european cultures in an issue i read in december.....

erh. gee you dont have to remind me that i'm talkin to a loser every time we chat ya know.

omg i mean...... how does one get off saying "skimming last week's issue of my favourite periodical" without sounding oddly erh, geekily pretentious? LOL

you see, when you say periodical, the way YOU say periodical? it sounds like you are referring to an academic publication. like Science. Or something lamer like Ethnohistory.

and then i think. shit, you have a favourite periodical? and then i think shit, you're such a nerd!

Me: you very high today ah
in fact, you sound like *** ***!

Someone: omgwtf
fuckew la!!

wth.
that is the lowest insult above "slut" "syphillis bitch" and "gonorrhea groupie"

GRR.

Me: uhhh

Someone: ><


Someone: i am dying

Me: hmm?

Someone: essay
habermas and foucault

Me: *** ***?

Someone: yes
fucking heow
i spent almost 2 weeks on it
and i am still at para 1

Me: I am dying
applied maths

Someone: that one no need to even give me
i voluntarily step into the coffin and nail myself to death

Me: is habermas french?

Someone: german

it's a war between the french and the germans
the germans are farking anal

french are just equivocating
ambivalent
and whatever

and then cigarette smoke puffs into your face
and then the resigned smile
and then sips the coffee
before that the shrug of the shoulders

thought i would like to ground myself in theory more before thesis year lor
now we are being mind fucked every week


Someone else: btw i watched u on girls out loud and discovered that u REALLY dont answer questions to the point, ever. not even in real life. HAHA

i just thought it was interesting coz i dont know anyone else like that

well... u're always alluding to examples and analogies and whatever