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Subject: stupid slang

Message: Ok, maybe describing things you don't like as "Cock car" and "cockitude" goes over as cool in Singapore, but when used anywhere else you come across as a repressed homosexual. Get some new slang and quit that stupid Singlish bullshit (lah?)

(damn - see how stupid that "lah" shit sounds??? no wonder you never get laid!)


Reply: Thanks for the suggestion lah but whether I'm in Singapore or overseas I don't get laid and people think I'm a repressed homosexual, so it doesn't make a difference hor.

Incidentally ah, a friend informs me he got laid giving Singlish lessons to a French girl in the UK, so your theory true meh?