"An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves." - Bill Vaughan

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someone: are exam results published?
(coz here they are published. and eg for maths exams, the results are put on a piece of paper and thrown out of the window)

wlel, i read a lot of nus honours theses
some of them were ok. some were REALLY BAD and i thot, shit, hese are the honours ones, what are the rest like?!?

yes, thrown from the window of senate house (the building where u get your degree from) to the waiting students below

Me: how dramatic

someone: anywy u shd be able to tell just from readng whether its good ornot what

Me: I think my power is not so high yet

someone: i think can lah

Me: haiyah
I think research is not my forte
oh well. see how my research goes this semester

someone: why is research not yr forte?
u hv the same pedantic tendencies as me
plus the same obsessive compulsiveness
(eg look at your power rangers collecdtion)

Me: good for research meh

no I don't have season 14

someone: of course. its the same qualities u need 4 research

Me: then my thesis sure A+ lah
hurr hurr

someone: why dont u do thesis on power rangers?

Me: how to relate to economics?

someone: sureycan find a way lah

Me: ...

someone: i mean, i read an international relations article abt Star Trek
it was actally one of the best articles i've rea
non-interference etc. its v relevant

Me: yeah
but power rangers doesn't lah

pls lah
target audience boys 3-8

someone: so why u still watch?

Me: I like


Someone: you didn't try the sachertorte?

Me: I did
I didn't like it

Someone: too dry, was it
i ate it without cream, in a toilet

Me: WTH

Someone: :D


Me: I'm trying to guess my friend's crush

she said I don't know him
which means I probably do

MFTTW: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
........girls.

so after the entire rigmarole of guessing who he is, i suppose now you have to go up to him and make him aware of her existence on this planet...