Sunday, January 21, 2007



Norwegian Peacekeepers in Kosovo, to the tune of Bob Rivers's Kosovo:

Kosovo – Shiptare Boys

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro and NATO, why the hell do we go
Priština, blew up huh, head for Macedonia
I'll race ya

Somewhere far overseas
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where you don't wanna go if you're Albanian and all

Protecting human rights
Air strikes and fire fights
And we'll be dropping our bombs
Wherever Serbian bad guys hide
Just up from Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada, or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya Rwanda
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
That's where got hustled

Ooo so now we're helping out in Kosovo
We'll kick some ass
And then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
Good luck to Kosovo

Milosevic, you sorry son of a bitch

Every time we go
To little places like Kosovo
We never really know
What happens after we go
Tough luck for Kosovo

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro and NATO, why the hell do we go
Priština, blew up huh, head for Macedonia

Ah from Macedonia down to Kosovo
We'll kick their ass
And then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
That sucks for Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada, or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya Rwanda, wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo, How it ends we don't know...


The Bob Rivers Show: Video of D.J.'s Satirical Song Provokes Offense in Kosovo

"A spokesman for the Norwegian Ministry of Defense said this month that there would be no proceedings against the six soldiers responsible for the video because they had all left the army."

Mmm, very smart of them.