"i will slap you with my thick noodles for insinuating that i am ugly" - Noodles

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Someone: haha i was on that stupid list for 2 sems already
and it wasnt exactly nice cuz ppl kept thinkin 'aiya u don need to study already lah' which i duno y

Me: see :P I told you it's the "make fun of me" list


Someone else: anyway, when my friends know that i know u, i usually declare, "he's nicer in person"


Someone on local TV: my IQ is dropping
i have to stop watching"

eh seriously
i hear all their bimbo accusations
it's like listening to ahlians quarrel at the age of 14 ALL OVER AGAIN
ARGH
it's so stupid


Frigid Girl: stop turning my frigidity into a campaign
*** won't like it =p


Someone: this pic damn gay rite

Me: you look like some guyis blowing you

Someone: why 'guy' blowing

Me: diff expression
hehe

Someone: HAHAHA
that's a first one. like different expressions for receiving blowjobs from different genders

Me: hehe
like gay lustful smile diff from hetero lustful smile

Someone: where did u get this observation from
porn analysis?

how come dey dont have 'ethnographic analysis of porno media'
i bet it'll take 3 LT11s slots per week

Me: wth
haha

Someone: maybe >2000 points to bid