First Date

Dilbert: Do you feel like doing some conversation?

Girl: Okay. I love talking.

Dilbert: Do you like politics?

Girl: No.

Dilbert: Science and technology?

Girl: Not really.

Dilbert: War?

Girl: No.

Dilbert: Sports?

Girl: No.

Dilbert: Current events?

Girl: No.

Dilbert: What's left?

Girl: I like to talk about my hair.

Dilbert: Um... Okay, we can try that.

Girl: This brown is a browner brown than I wanted.

Dilbert: Right. Are we done with hair?


I thought Scott Adams was unmarried, but it seems he got married in July this year.