"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West

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List of Modules Offered - Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences

"XD2201: The Bible and Christianity

The module is a multidisciplinary academic study of the bible and Christianity, open to all interested in these themes. Major topics will include a) interpretative approaches to biblical texts, b) history of the collection of the bible, c) biblical authority, d) Christianitys basic moral code and beliefs, and e) popular issues (Gnostic Christianity). The course assumes no prior knowledge of Christianity and will count toward the Religious Studies minor."

I bet 99.9% of the class will be believers. If I take it (failing in the process). If I don't it'll be 100%.

Actually I think all the fundies will die also if they take this class. If they write in the exam that the Bible is literally true, or that Moses compiled the Pentateuch, they're going to get zero credit. So they'll end up being as pissed off as during Evolution.


Someone: u can try converting all of them to become anti christians

what's fundies?
­underwear for two?
http://www.bachelorette.com/fununfortwo.html

Someone else: the prof will sure hate u
the whole class will hate u

Someone (2): he hosted the "Breaking the Da Vinci Code" thingy, and he's a moderate-to-liberal Christian, so, this should be interesting...


Someone (3): hahahahaahahh
i don't think the fundies will take lah

Me: hahahaha
why won't fundies take

Someone (3): how can
that means that they will actually have to study the bible leh

Me: ahahahahahahah
never doubt the power of cognitive dissonance


Me: I'm told a christian is teaching
shit lah. should get me

Frigid Girl: your students might try to murder you
you can be the first modern antichristian martyr
lynched by christians