Thursday, November 23, 2006

Here are some of the worst insults you could possibly use on someone, courtesy of YuCheng, Lin (aka Jonn), circa 09/26/99:

1. He's a sophistical rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify hims lf.
2. A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.
3. He is a modest little person, with much to be modest about.
4. He'd make a lovely corpse.
5. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
6. He is as good as his word - and his word is no good.
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