"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." - Samuel Butler

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Someone: i met someone in bkk who reminded me incredibly of you
except for one thing
he's Christian

he was critical
unembarrassed
atas
supremely confident
the kind you want to kick in the bum sometimes just to shut him up :D


Someone else: NJ sucks
my 2 yrs of JC are e darkest years of my life

it felt and looked like i was in a prison then
just look at the barbed wire surrounding the compound of NJ


Someone: there is a ladies toilet that i like to use in the adjoining building to mine. our building toilet on my floor only has 2 cubes and one is currently broken down; the other has very high traffic since it's next to a lecture hall. the strange thing is that the toilet i like to use is never used by anyone wanting to use the toilet. it's always girls walking in and out to check their hair in the mirror, brush their teeth or just futzing with their appearance.

but the nice thing of course is that there is never piss on the seat and toilet paper aplenty.


Me: If you get laid will you change your handle?

the virgin undergrad: i would probably change my handle under 2 circumstances, either when i graduate, or when i get laid.

and since i'm probably gonna graduate in 6 months' or 1 year and a half's time, and if you find me changing my handle between that time, then yes, you would know that someone out there is a very happy man indeed..=)

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Seen on Young Republic:


A: "The engineering college here is full of girls too! The math department, however... Even in a large lecture where there's a couple of girls, the seats around them are all mysteriously filled. The ratio in most my math classes is somewhere around 0.1, less probably, and sometimes 0. I wonder what the ratio in NUS math is..."

Me: Friend: My friend in Chemical Engineering tells me that there are actually more girls than guys in there.

Me: But the quality all like you lah right?

Friend: *pokes me in the tummy*

Me: *squeal/giggle*
*Everyone within 40 metres looks at me*


There was a silly thing about how some people objected to my description of Hitler as a "Great Leader" (like how we have Great Criminals, and how others popularly acknowledged as "Great" Leaders had plenty of skeletons in their closets too).

Apropos: "Charlemagne, like Hitler, massacred Jews and Pagans. But Charlemagne was a great man and Hitler was a horrible man - this is because of something called perspective."