"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." - Dave Barry

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Assorted notes on my new phone (Nokia 6233):

- There's a mirror beside the camera to help with self-taken camwhore shots
- There's an English-Chinese dictionary
- The annoying thing about the 5 way button is that I sometimes press the centre button without meaning to, so SMSes get sent before they're fully composed.
- To accommodate the big screen, the buttons are close together so I sometimes press keys accidentally when SMSing (especially the 0 key)

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"Political Correctness: a system of thinking where it's OK to offend someone right in front of you by enforcing a made-up rule to stop a theoretical offense to an unknown person later when you aren't even going to be there."


Sec 4 RI boy's nick: "They say the grass on the other side is always GREENer, but sooo are the skirts."; "i was just quoting one of the many messages the sec 3 members of photo club wrote in the farewell card"

Someone: guys: (to phy teacher) can we take a break to rest our eyes and look at the greenery?

FEMALE phy teacher: yeah, tt's what e girls' skirts are for