"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." - Robertson Davies

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Someone: there was someone who proposed while scuba diving
he held up a sign in the water
good idea, especially if you stutter

Me: gah
did he get stung by a stingray?

Someone: go and die lar
*pokes*


Someone: i saw ur compilation of hosp no
complied by CPL Gabriel Seah on 040104

aniwez uncle sam remembers u
he asks me to send u his regards

he remembers u as the blogger
who signed 7

and i read ur journal entry
the one tt u did 2 consecutive days

haha
fuck
i dint know u all write essays

we only write time + 1 line

Me: WAH LAO
you went to search that?!
eh you very bored huh

Someone: hahaa
quite
it was called spring cleaning for IQA

cuz i saw ur handwriting
and i was like
damn

Me: gah
see. disruptee very free

Someone: i saw ur writing
i started my auspicious duty
­on 13th friday

Me: haha
­good to know someone appreciates that crap


Someone else: and with ur long flowly hair, pple might think u r on ur way to trans

Me: would I be an ugly tranny? :P

Someone else: well, u do have bigger tits than most sg girls

Me: most sg chinese girls

Someone else: ok, sad but true

Me: heh
sad for me or them
ahah

remember to minus the padding
hurr hurr

ok lor
if I feel deprived I can always grope myself

Someone else: quote worthy indeed