Someone: There are no guarantees in love. no matter the extent of the promise you've made or that has been made to you, it can all change in an instant. all you are given for sure is this moment. Do with it what you will, but don't say you never knew

Me: "all you are given for sure is this moment.
­Do with it what you will, but don't say you never knew"
so try to sleep with your girlfriend before she dumps you
hahahahahaha

Someone else (on the above): just like.. try to suck ur bf's money dry before he dumps you

Someone (2): fwah
­i'm now wary of dating in sg liao
­bloody hell


Someone (3): geez
i read 'dumps' as 'humps'

and i didn't see the word 'money'
gee

Me: you have a dirty mind

Someone (3): :(