Never upskirt a ballerina.

Just now, I was being helpful and helping a ballerina down the stairs since they're preparing for a roadshow tomorrow.

Now, this ballerina was quite big, so to keep her stable and prevent her limbs from colliding with anything, I held her horizontal with one hand below her chest and one on her perineal area.

Unfortunately, I've been away from NUS too long, so I miscalculated and missed a step. Or two. Or three.

And now I've what appears to be a sprained left ankle and cannot walk. At least she was unhurt.

Damn, looks like no more RV reunion or cooking this weekend.