Monday, August 21, 2006

"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." - Leo Rosten

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Males express affection for same-sex friends by putting them down. Females express affection for same-sex friends by exalting them.

Someone: u mean males are honest and females are superficial and pretentious?

Someone else: yep, it all boils down to the theory that men are more childish, and women, good actors

Someone (2): hmm... makes sense
although this would need more rigorous testing before this hypothesis can be proven

sample group of 50 guys & 50 girls
observation
haha

then give up halfway, fake results and do a report showing how your fake data supports the hypothesis. :D
the typical nus way.

Someone else (2): well the statement's only true to maybe a 40% extent

[Ed: My estimate is about 60%]

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Me: anyway the tactic to pass if you're a girl is to wear a short skirt/low neckline top

Someone: i tried that before !!!
it didn;t work la..

i wore off shoulder top and jeans..n i failed ! today jus t shirt nad jeans..

Me:off shoulder is not revealing enough

oh I know
you need the short skirt
so he will look down

for the top he can still see how you drive

Someone: my fren's who;s pretty and popular wiht guys also wore one of her shortest skirts and ..she failed..

hmmm..
but i dun have nice thighs leh..
=(

Me: nevermind
they're deprived old men

Someone: haha..my instructor said to treat em like father figures

haiya,,ok la, next time i will try a low cut top...didn;t spend so much tinkin bout my outfit this time..

Me: tell me if it works ;)

Someone: so how did you pass your test? wore a lowcut top as well ? =)


Someone else: my brother is buying a macbook
i.... speechless....

i have failed as a sister...


Me: are you going to ask the question that everyone who has me on IM asks at one point or another?

Someone: what question?
are you gay?
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