The Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) is conducting a survey on job / career
preferences of our Singaporean youths today. This survey will enable MINDEF
to understand better your preferences and what you look for in a future
job / career."
Bloody hell. Unfortunately, "Slash my wrists and jump off the roof of OUB building" is not an answer. They might as well ask me which racial group should be cleansed from the surface of the earth first.