This is worse than God Loves Sailors:

Jesus and the World Cup

"The World Cup is the world's biggest event for the world's most popular sport. When your team wins, you can feel great; when your team loses, you can feel terrible. It's what makes soccer exciting -- some years your team does great, other years it may be a real struggle. If soccer is your source of happiness, then your life can go up and down.

There is just one source of peace and joy that doesn't change -- and that is God. Having a personal relationship with God can give you true peace no matter what happens on the soccer field. Here are 4 key steps you can take to begin a personal relationship with God."

MFTTW: "JEESUS CHRIST
will these people never quit"

After the first 2 paragraphs there's nothing about football at all. MFTTW: "yup! that' sthe best part"