"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller

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Someone who added me on Yahoo: i... anyone there?
:)

Me: ?

Someone: oh your there :) hi...

Me: who're you?

Someone: a/s/l (age sex location)?

Me: *answer*

Someone: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might liike to chat.
so what have you been up to gssw?

cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny ::) (*blushes)

Me: erm
are you going to promote some sex site to me next?
I'm not interested

Someone: ok, i can take a hint.. but you should check out the pictures i have of me on my sitte.. you might change ur mind.. the link is in my profile.

Me: if you're a script you must be the most sophisticated I've ever "chatted" to

ok it's a site promoting a paysite

so do you get paid to promote your profile or is this a genuine chat?

Someone: *silence*

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Friend on what turns her off: "Guys who cook. The occasional maggie noodles or any other self-sufficient food is ok, or for THAT special occasion. As for the rest of the days, heyz...the kitchen belongs to the gal ok.". Wth.

"I have just recently found out that I deperately need to lose weight by sticking to a 1800 calorie diet and working out. I really need some help. I need motovation. I need Super Sentai themes!!!!" - Uhh.

"it requires a great deal of intellect to craft offensive words with skill and accuracy. it's actually an effort to find the right buttons to push and make people dance to your manipulations."


On TV violence:

"You see there has been a trend in history of blaming outlets of media for bad values.

The church burned and banned books.

People were blaming comic books for a while.

Then the radio showed up and they started blaming that.

Then the TV came and soccer moms all around the nation went up in kahoots.

And now with video games, we have senators and more soccer moms (where do the come from?!), trying to ban games instead of focusing on other more important issues on hand like idk... the gas prices or something trivial like that. :)

When people start blaming stuff like TV or radio for the problems of today's society it just indicates that society is not willing to take responsibility for its actions."