Entering a restaurant, a man sits down at a table, looks over the menu, and when the waitress asks for his order, says "I want a quickie."

The waitress slaps his face. "Now, please give me your order," she tries again.

"I want a quickie," he replies.

The waitress gives him another good slap. "I'll give you one last chance, mister. What do you want?"

A man at the next table leans over and takes a look at the first man's menu, then says to him quietly, "I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."