Friday, December 09, 2005

"Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays." - Oscar Wilde

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I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

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I saw this advertisement on TV Mobile. This happy Singaporean Chinese couple (ie Not foreign tourists) went about happily doing things and shopping, and at the end they swaggered happily into... Hotel 81.

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Me (quoting MFM in my comments box): "There is a theory that adolescent girls like horses because horses are basically socially acceptable vibrators."

Someone: "osim has come out with this new massage chair that has no back and ROCKS and apparently *** saw some grandmothers enjoying riding on it"

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An email someone sent me a few days back:

"Why no comment on the hanging of the Australian drug-dealer by the Singaporean authorities?

Is it fear (which I can understand) or agreement (which I can't)?

A US reader"


Well, I suppose that many bloggers feel obliged to issue some commentary on whatever is the hot topic at the moment. I can't remember ever blogging anything specifically related to the Nguyen Tuong Van case.

Why did I not comment? A few reasons:

- I didn't feel like blogging anything about it
- I didn't feel I had anything new to say that wasn't already being said by others
- I'd already weighed in on one Tomorrow.sg thread ("Open letter to drug traffickers")
- I have vocalised my opposition to the death penalty many times before
- I have vocalised my opposition to the "War on Drugs" (and, IIRC, imposing the death sentence for trafficking) many times before

In conclusion, I would like to add that I think that we should make skydiving illegal in Singapore too, since it is too dangerous a recreational activity to be made available to the people, and I think we should hang skydiving instructors and facilitators, since they are potentially responsible for the death of many of their students/customers. Over the course of his career, a skydiving instructor could potentially be responsible for the death of tens (hundreds?) of his customers, all labouring under the delusion that skydiving is a very safe activity!
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