Sunday, November 27, 2005

"No good deed goes unpunished." - Clare Booth Luce

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It looks like a new generation of people is discovering the power of the CrushCalculator.

"We all know that names are not chosen randomly, names usually determine what the person become.

Our program predicts your compabitility with your potential partner based on your input. The program will analyze your names using a patented set of complex mathematical and statistical calculations , taking into consideration factors like name origin and personality traits of certain surnames.

The factors are matched against our database of historical data and a compability score is then calculated. The program will also help you distinguish between love, lust, friendship and futile attempts."

The plug must attract a lot of people. Or maybe lots of satisfied users have been recommending it to their friends.

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[Not safe for work]

I thought Bakunyuu Sentai Chichiranger was bad enough, but it seems someone filmed a whole series:

Dengeki Sentai Perfectranger (there're accurate synopses too)

It's also available in Kamen Rider style. Whee.

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Via my feedback form:

"WAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
You're confirmed a VIRGIN! you're not getting any from a girl aren't ya?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
you sad little thing. (the hover pissing is freakin funny!!!!!)"

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I think I've solved the mystery of why I always see pictures of girls at urinals. It's penis envy!

I'm embarking on a new project - collecting pictures of girls at urinals.

Webshots Search Results: Displaying 1 - 20 of 248 photos found for girls urinals

Okay. I think I better restrict it to Singaporeans. I already have 4 - readers are requested to point me to more pictures of Singaporean girls at urinals.


Someone: "they have a urinal at a ladies bathroom in plaza sing"

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An Index to Creationist Claims - All lovingly listed, and not limited to Christian Creationism. There are entries on Vedic, Native North American and Islamic Creationism as well. I hope they don't get prosecuted for sedition.

Potter girl bombarded with Bibles - "Harry Potter star Emma Watson is reportedly bombarded with Bibles by furious Christians who believe that the magical movies are a work of evil... In July this year, the Landover Baptist church in Iowa banned the Potter books and requested Christian brothers and sisters to handover a Bible to anyone seen carrying a Harry Potter book, to save their Christian souls."
Brownie points for the first person to tell me what the Hindustan Times got wrong. And no, Enming, you are not eligible!

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NUS Examination timetable:

ULS2202 EVOLUTION 25/04/2006 (Tue) 9:00 AM

The fundies didn't kill it off after all!