I recently heard another good Law story.

Apparently the Law Club booked all the classrooms in Law faculty for the duration of Reading Week for the benefit of Law students.

Ahh, the advantages of being in a small faculty! I can't imagine any other faculty doing this for their students.

Actually the Engineering club should do this, then the Engin students won't have to invade every nook and cranny of the school, and spoilt the market for all the rest of us (See "SNAILS OFFENCES ACT" - I was tempted to do up something regarding the SLUGS, but that'd be too lame, so).

Engineering students - they come to Arts (everywhere in the school actually), take up space in our library (and probably our classrooms too), crowd us out of the canteen, take our foolscap paper, Milo and biscuits (The last academic year's Exam Teas had free Arts Club foolscap paper, biscuits and Milo, but there's no more free paper and Milo this year. Why ah?), take our women...

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Lyrics to the full and presumably uncorrupted version of the song my BMT platoon used to sing:


surangani surangani
suraganina malu kanava
malu malu malu
suranganina malu
suranganina malu kanava

once a papa and a mama under mango tree.
den the papa asked the mama would u marry me
then the mama told the papa u are so ugly
den the papa told the mama pundeh minachi.

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Feedback via email: please add "reading your blog" to your list of how we waste time..

A source informs me: "you know, under the helplines section of our [Ed: Raffles Guys' School] latest student's handbook, the helpline you call if you have 'homosexuality issues' is Choices (Church of Our Saviour)."

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Someone: i'm not conducting a logical argument

Me: so you're conducting an illogical one? ;)

Someone: that was underhand of u...:D
that's why i never was a debater

it takes a certain type of annoying personality to be a proficient debater
one who can irritate